1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Well soon it will be my car insurance. Maybe. If I pass.

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
McDonald’s. Our eyes met, and all that shit.

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
ha. I want to get drunk.

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Never.

5. Name of your first grade teacher?
No clue. She scared me though.

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
I want to have a conversation with someone I haven’t talked to in a while or with someone who I haven’t talked to period.

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
If I go way back, I wanted to be a vet. Fuck that.

8. How many colleges did you attend?
None. OMG I’m going to university in like a year and some months I guess. Holy.

9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
Because working at Subway requires me to wear this shirt.

10. GAS PRICES?
Are fuckin’ high. I wonder what they’re going to do with the Esso station, because it went out of business.

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
That’s not a complete sentence, but I would move...to..uh I dunno.

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
“5 more minutes.” I ended up sleeping till 1.

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
I have too much stuff.

14. Favorite style of underwear?
It’s not a thong, but it isn’t grandma panties either.

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Boxers.

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Washing dishes. Why do we have so many?!

17. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer?
Uhhh...maybe. At this time, no, but maybe later in life when I’m older and want to actually make a difference.

18. Get up early or sleep in?
I like sleeping in.

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Hmm...Kenny.

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Cuddle.

21. Have you found real love yet?
No, probably not.

22. When did you first start feeling old?
I don’t feel old.

23. Favorite 80’s movie?
me no know.

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Baloney. I think that’s how you spell it. XD

25. What do you get every time you go into Sam’s Club? Or Walmart?
Usually when I go to Walmart I don’t come out with the same thing. If anything, clothes.

26. Beach or lake?
Either way you have a lake, so I’m going to go with beach.

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
No. I think it is timeless. Not an actual marriage, but the idea. A lot of people look forward to that day they start sharing their life with someone. OK, holy fuck that’s cheesy.

28. How many people do you stalk on Facebook?
I wouldn’t say stalk, more like, I’m interested in what’s going on in their life. Ha, no one really.

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
At the moment, that “I kissed a girl” song. It’s so catchy.

30. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
I like a Walk to Remember.

31. What’s your drink?
Chocolate milk or Coke. Yar, me so healthy. Well..milk.

32. Cowboys or Indians?
Gosh no.

33. Cops or Robbers?
Robber.

34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Well...I can run into anyone since I am still in high school, but over the summer I would like to see...NO ONE KNOWS.

35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
We have serious sat. When I’m in the car, we listen to the PULSE.

36. Norm or Cliff?
Haha, Norm, what a great name.

37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
The Simpsons.

38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
I ignored him for a week, because I was angry. I felt bad.

39. Do you like the person who sits/stands directly across from you at work?
Well, you see, I rarely sit when I’m at work, but I like everyone I work with.

40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
That Amber chick I don’t like.

41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Jake G.

42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Tom Welling. Holy. Yeah.

43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Nope

44. Last book you read for real?
Macbeth

45. Do you have a teddy bear?
Yeah. He’s huge.

46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
...I just pace my hallway.

47. Somewhere in California you’ve never been and would like to go?
Anywhere in there, I’m not picky, considering I’ve never been there.

48. Do you go to church?
I used to.

49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
New relationships are fun.

50. Just how OLD are you?
17 bro.